Ep22 Mighty Joe Young

September 14, 2017

We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input!

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Ep21 Head in the Clouds

August 31, 2017

This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies.

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Ep20 Trapped

August 24, 2017

Just shoot Kevin Bacon.

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Ep19 Brandon Flowers - Crossfire

August 17, 2017

The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness!

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Ep18 Battle in Seattle

August 10, 2017

This week we accidentally challenged our beliefs in the right to free assembly and the effectiveness of protest with the help of Charlize's cliched and melodramatic character arc. This should be good, we should support it! What happened, Stuart Townsend?

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Water Station I - Lady Led Action Movies

August 4, 2017

Slow down and catch your breath, then have it taken away again by some of our favorite action movies with ladies in the lead. This week we take a quick break from Charlize to drink in some other badass women. We've got spies in the city and the forest, MMA fighters in the present and racist cyborgs in the future! 

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Ep17 Atomic Blonde

July 28, 2017

Smash the system! Break the rules! Just don't watch the trailers! We're so excited that Sean Collier got us into an early screening of Charlize's new punk spy movie. She kicks so much ass you can practically feel the bruises!

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Ep16 The Devil’s Advocate

July 21, 2017

Incest! Murder! Pedophilia! Save your soul and run! This week we have devilish comedy superstars Liz Labacz and Abby Fudor of Frankly Scarlett (with our very own Robin Hitchcock) advocating for everything in this movie with the addition of Hilarity! While we try to resist their overpowering and seductive ways they take us with full force and give us a plot summary that'll scar us for life.

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Ep15 15 Minutes

July 13, 2017

We regret to inform you that 15 Minutes can feel longer than 2 Days in the Valley when going on a nonsensical murder and movie making rampage. Our villains shouldn't have any chance of becoming famous, but will they? Does anyone even remember this movie?

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Ep14 That Thing You Do!

June 30, 2017

Make a maverick decision that leads to two different lengths of journey through the machinery of fame, or stay home and seduce your dentist! It's the 60's, there's catchy tunes and chimps impersonating The Beatles!

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