Ep26 The Orville

October 13, 2017

Seth MacFarlane drifts aimlessly in the void of modern optimistic sci-fi. For some reason Charlize joins him, but you shouldn't unless you like all the elements of your entertainment to be lame. 

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Ep25 Dark Places

October 5, 2017

Straight talking, straight forward and straight to video, all with good reason! This is the closest we think our girl will ever get to a Lifetime movie, but it's got the casting, outfits and even a few performances to exceed our expectations. 

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Ep24 The Last Face

September 28, 2017

Experience Sean Penn's pretentiously vile, depressing and utterly vacuous depiction of conflict in Africa, inexcusably told through the lens of an unconvincing love story between two white saviors. A movie so unentertaining that it seems deliberate, we're not quite sure what to make of it!

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Ep23 Trial and Error

September 21, 2017

Michael Richards, what was ever the appeal of you? This week we see a comedy, in very significant inverted commas, in which the heroes commit a litany of offenses including sexual assault. But you know it's awkward, wacky and charming because one of them is clumsy!

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Ep22 Mighty Joe Young

September 14, 2017

We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input!

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Ep21 Head in the Clouds

August 31, 2017

This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies.

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Ep20 Trapped

August 24, 2017

Just shoot Kevin Bacon.

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Ep19 Brandon Flowers - Crossfire

August 17, 2017

The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness!

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Ep18 Battle in Seattle

August 10, 2017

This week we accidentally challenged our beliefs in the right to free assembly and the effectiveness of protest with the help of Charlize's cliched and melodramatic character arc. This should be good, we should support it! What happened, Stuart Townsend?

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Water Station I - Lady Led Action Movies

August 4, 2017

Slow down and catch your breath, then have it taken away again by some of our favorite action movies with ladies in the lead. This week we take a quick break from Charlize to drink in some other badass women. We've got spies in the city and the forest, MMA fighters in the present and racist cyborgs in the future! 

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