Water Station II - Halfway Recap

October 27, 2017

Jog in place for a minute and catch your breath, we're recapping! Any regrets, surprises or things you'd change about this experience? We lay all out all of ours that we can think of, but it's late so there's also a lot of rambling.


Ep27 A Million Ways to Die in the West

October 19, 2017

We get two of the funniest people in Pittsburgh to help us dissect all the ways Seth MacFarlane fails to be funny in the west.


Ep26 The Orville

October 13, 2017

Seth MacFarlane drifts aimlessly in the void of modern optimistic sci-fi. For some reason Charlize joins him, but you shouldn't unless you like all the elements of your entertainment to be lame. 


Ep25 Dark Places

October 5, 2017

Straight talking, straight forward and straight to video, all with good reason! This is the closest we think our girl will ever get to a Lifetime movie, but it's got the casting, outfits and even a few performances to exceed our expectations. 


Ep24 The Last Face

September 28, 2017

Experience Sean Penn's pretentiously vile, depressing and utterly vacuous depiction of conflict in Africa, inexcusably told through the lens of an unconvincing love story between two white saviors. A movie so unentertaining that it seems deliberate, we're not quite sure what to make of it!


Ep23 Trial and Error

September 21, 2017

Michael Richards, what was ever the appeal of you? This week we see a comedy, in very significant inverted commas, in which the heroes commit a litany of offenses including sexual assault. But you know it's awkward, wacky and charming because one of them is clumsy!


Ep22 Mighty Joe Young

September 14, 2017

We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input!


Ep21 Head in the Clouds

August 31, 2017

This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies.


Ep20 Trapped

August 24, 2017

Just shoot Kevin Bacon.


Ep19 Brandon Flowers - Crossfire

August 17, 2017

The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness!