Ep10 Snow White and the Huntsman

June 3, 2017

Learn the true origin story of this podcast as we celebrate Charlize's fabulous feast on the scenery of this YA-esque take on a classic fairy tale. YOU WILL DO THIS FOR ME, LISTENER.

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Ep9 Young Adult

May 25, 2017

ALERT: We may have reached peak Charlize. Journey back to your unappealing roots and affirm your irresponsibility with us, and special guest Alex O'Brien, as we talk about the reason we're doing this whole podcast!

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Ep8 Prometheus

May 18, 2017

Fail to discover the meaning of life... IN SPACE! Don't go and see Alien: Covenant, listen to us talk about how Damon Lindelof is a hack instead!

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Ep7 The Legend of Bagger Vance

May 11, 2017

Soft-shoe into the sunset with Will Smith as he not very mystically helps a rich white guy play golf well using the power of meaningless gibberish. That'll be five dollars, you know like in Hindu scripture!

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Ep 6 The Cider House Rules

May 4, 2017

The Cider House DOMINATES our contempt for about 40 minutes in this episode. A movie about how hard abortion is for rapists and the most joyless adventure of all, where the moral is apparently to be decisive and shun rest of the world!

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Ep5 The Italian Job

April 27, 2017

Come and have an inoffensive time with us as we cheerfully steal gold and plot to have our betrayer tortured by Ukrainian mobsters! You know, like they did in the 60's!

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Ep4 The Fate of the Furious

April 17, 2017

Charlize fights Vin Diesel and his muscular crew of muscle car drivers with delightful results.

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Ep3 Aeon Flux

April 17, 2017

Aeon Flux wows our intellects and disappoints our hearts with it's great ideas and terrible everything else.

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Ep2 2 Days in the Valley

April 17, 2017

We review the Pulp Fiction/Lethal Weapon knock-off in which Charlize isn't very good, but James Spader is.

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Ep1 Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

April 17, 2017

Our first episode! We're not very good yet, but neither is this movie!

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