Ep17 Atomic Blonde

July 28, 2017

Smash the system! Break the rules! Just don't watch the trailers! We're so excited that Sean Collier got us into an early screening of Charlize's new punk spy movie. She kicks so much ass you can practically feel the bruises!

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Ep16 The Devil’s Advocate

July 21, 2017

Incest! Murder! Pedophilia! Save your soul and run! This week we have devilish comedy superstars Liz Labacz and Abby Fudor of Frankly Scarlett (with our very own Robin Hitchcock) advocating for everything in this movie with the addition of Hilarity! While we try to resist their overpowering and seductive ways they take us with full force and give us a plot summary that'll scar us for life.

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Ep15 15 Minutes

July 13, 2017

We regret to inform you that 15 Minutes can feel longer than 2 Days in the Valley when going on a nonsensical murder and movie making rampage. Our villains shouldn't have any chance of becoming famous, but will they? Does anyone even remember this movie?

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Ep14 That Thing You Do!

June 30, 2017

Make a maverick decision that leads to two different lengths of journey through the machinery of fame, or stay home and seduce your dentist! It's the 60's, there's catchy tunes and chimps impersonating The Beatles!

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Ep13 Men of Honor

June 22, 2017

Strenuously step towards validation and go bravely into the depths of this very ordinary and not particularly challenging biopic. We admire the most extraordinary drunken eye rolling and question the legitimacy of having competitive breath holding apparatus in a bar!

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Ep12 Kubo and the Two Strings

June 15, 2017

Flee with special guest Sean Collier to protect your remaining eye from monsters like an undercurrent of systemic racism and some brutally emotional gut-punches. This gorgeous and wondrous adventure will take you through a uniquely non-specific feudal Japan, that's populated inexplicably by white people!

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Ep11 The Huntsman Winters War

June 8, 2017

Go back in time and discover the sister you never mentioned before, then come forwards in time and attempt to talk about a movie that has no inspiration behind it! Child soldiers, 3D ice printing and oily scorpion tails can all be extrapolated from the fairytale Snow White, apparently.

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Ep10 Snow White and the Huntsman

June 3, 2017

Learn the true origin story of this podcast as we celebrate Charlize's fabulous feast on the scenery of this YA-esque take on a classic fairy tale. YOU WILL DO THIS FOR ME, LISTENER.

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Ep9 Young Adult

May 25, 2017

ALERT: We may have reached peak Charlize. Journey back to your unappealing roots and affirm your irresponsibility with us, and special guest Alex O'Brien, as we talk about the reason we're doing this whole podcast!

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Ep8 Prometheus

May 18, 2017

Fail to discover the meaning of life... IN SPACE! Don't go and see Alien: Covenant, listen to us talk about how Damon Lindelof is a hack instead!

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